Tagged by cluelessMegane
0) Open www.randompokemon.com/
1) Select "All regions" and "All types".
2) Switch to "Generate 1 Pokémon".
3) For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it.
4) PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way the meme can get around.
5) Post these rules.
This is you:
A TURD OF HURDLES THIS IS V APPROPRIATE YES
This is your rival:
ALSO V APPROPS THAT MY RIVAL IS BORN FROM THE INTERWEBS
This Pokemon is deeply in love with you:
This Pokemon is stalking you:
I feel like this would be the beginning of a horror movie
A cheap horror movie
The cheapest horror movie you ever had the misfortune of laying your eyes on
This Pokemon just stole your cake:
Joke's on you lil' buddy, you go FANTASTIC with cake
This is your lab partner:
Well, I guess he can do the dissections?
This Pokemon is your best friend:
I feel like he would make poor life decisions and drag me down with him
This Pokemon is about to fight you:
fite me you creampuff
This Pokemon will do anything to get your shoes:
He's a lonely sole
He walks a krooked path
He even stole your shoes to boot
This Pokemon is currently hiding in your house:
And probably being pestered by cats, please don't flood my basement
This Pokemon is your pet:
Pet or snack?
This is your new room mate:
I feel like this would be a shady deal
This is your new boss:
Oh dear lord
This Pokemon watches you as you sleep at night:
Plz stop, I am but a young turd hurdler
This Pokemon is scared of you:
Do I give off a bad aura?
This Pokemon is about to perform surgery on you:
Pray for me
Although in all honesty this is probably one of the better options I could get
You have to babysit this Pokemon all night:
He's going to be a little shit that throws temper tantrums and runs off on me, isn't he?
This Pokemon loves sleeping on your head:
This Pokemon envies you:
;o; Aww no little bby it's okay lemme snuggle you
Use this Pokemon to tag some people:
That's just creepy, why did I get Skiploom too? What kind of hive mind bul-
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